swellfie
the outcome of taking a selfie during, or shortly after getting swole at the gym.
dude, did you see bill at the gym?
yeah i did. he was taking a swellfie in the locker room
to take a “selfie” after you’ve hit the gym and you’re swollen. normally posted to instagram or twitter or sent in a snapchat, to make yourself appear to be bigger than you actually are. mainly taken by “bros”, and insecure people who need others to re-ssure them that they are the most muscular douchebag around.
i looked like a total douche taking a swellfie in the locker room but the girls on instagram will love it.
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