Glennbeckistan


the unpatriotic action of demonstrated a clear misunderstanding of governmental issues in an attempt to prove an extremely biased point.

originally coined by sen. robert byrd (d-w. va.)
the charleston daily mail’s editorial on senate procedures resembles more the barkings from the nether regions of glennbeckistan then the “sober and second thought” of one of west virginia’s oldest and most respected daily newspapers.
a nether region on the outskirts of reason where the ruling oligarhy entertains itself with mindless conspiracy accusations against its political foes. virtually all of the population of glennbeckistan is attracted by these pleasant fictions from the bordering states of dumbf-ckistan, berzerkistan and denial.
the preacher from glennbeckistan condemned santa to h-ll because he had the same letters in his name as satan.

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