SWF


acronym standing for single white female, an abbreviation often used in personal ads
swf, age 43, looking for long walks on the beach and a place for my 73 cats to live.
1) .swf
suffix added to the end of shockwave flash type files. used by people making or watching this file type.

2) swf
abreviation of ‘single white female’. used by people interested in dating or women generally.
1) “what’s it called again?”
“pickupapencil.swf”

2) “woah, check out that swf!”
a format used by macromedia, of a compiled flash doc-ment
did you save ynet.swf yet? if not, exit out, i’ll finish later.
sovereign wealth funds, governmental or quasi-governmental investment funds such as singapore’s temasek or abu dhabi’s adia.

first few times i saw the acronym, i was definitely confused: who were all these single white females giving billions to brain-damaged us banks? and, more importantly, what were their phone numbers? d-mn was i disappointed when i figured it out . . .
abu dhabi’s swf just put up another billion of c convertible preferred.
acronym stands for single white female. is also used to refer to a girl who develops an obsession with another girl (whether out of jealousy or crush) and begins to act like her, either knowingly or unknowingly. sometimes referred to as stalking, but more of a thin line between love and hate.

can be used as a verb as well.
“wow, she found your livejournal and started quoting it as her own words in her blog? she totally swf’ed you!”
pr-nounced “swif”

meaning sn-bby white female
“your client is here for your next appointment. she’s a swf.”
to fail, pause, or crash
there was a swf on route 32 today.

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