one who eats rabbit food supplemented with swine, beef & chicken, aka porbokin vegetarian.
customer – “i’m hungry for a big breakfast. what do you suggest?”
server – “how about the cbg? it’s our house omelet with shrimp, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, tomatoes, spinach and mozzarella cheese.”
customer – “the cajun bayou grille house omelet sounds good, but can you swap ham for the shrimp? i’m a swibokin vegetarian and hate seafood.”
server – “sure! grits, oatmeal or hashbrowns? and toast or biscuit? they’re included.”
customer – “hashbrowns, biscuit and orange juice–and coffee, of course.”
stockbridge s-x slaves- named after a gang of young kids established in 2006 in stockbridge m-ssachusetts. they are known for having advanced senses of humor and smoking a lot of weed. usually they gather in trees, particularly really extravagant tree-houses. their sign is a cross made with the index and thumb and the other three […]
- salty duck
placing a s-m-n filled condom on the lips of your victim you violated through -n-l intercourse creating a duck bill effect causing your victim to “quack” s-m-n. salty duck is very similar to f-lch-ng. i gave a girl the salty duck to see her quack with surprise!!
a person who spends more time in the library than in the pub. sorry for being so antisocial, since revision has started i’ve become such as samwel
a very lazy guy who falls asleep at the slightest availability of comfortable seating position. ” omar is a slumberjack. he falls asleep as soon as he hits the couch…….” a lumberjack who p-ssed out from lack of sleep and killed himself with his own chainsaw ” joey was a lumberjack few days ago. now […]
- Sand Necktie
when someone is buried in sand vertically up to his or her neck at low tide, and left for the tide to come in. and old technique said to be used by pirates. “yarr! when we reach land, your getting a sand necktie! yarr!”