acronym for ‘so what its friday’ its an angry reply to
tgif ( thank g-d its friday) used when you are having a cr-ppy friday in reply to all the tgif
ken : tgif, its been a sh-tty week, time to party
salivavic : wtf swif , i’m still working tomorrow.
somebodies wife i’d f-ck, because most milfs are swifs
d-mn check out that s.w.i.f.
a promiscuous man, male eqivolent of a sl-t. swiffish behaviour: man who behaves like a swif.

a man who sleeps with many women, is easy, and isnt picky about preference. a person who is lead through life by his desire for s-x. to do this is swiffish behaviour. a swif is the person involved in said swiffish behaviour.

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