Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends
one who sits and picks his -ss in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. this is the epitome of a sh-t show. this is worse than a duster because this person would never ever touch the ice. this is two steps below the average bender.
the swiffer wet jet dusty mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.
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