swiffering
to clean floors with the swiffer duster.
i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of sh-t on the floor. all the more cr-p to swiffer.
comes from the first time someone had s-x on a quilt on top of a hardwood floor. it is the moment in which the person on bottom (usually female) begins to be scooted up across the floor. this can be used in more than one way; i.e. to swiffer, swiffered, to get swiffered.
matthew: how was that swiffering last night?
john: let’s just say it was on wet vac.
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