swift-fit
unreasonable actions based on a troubled childhood and possible bipolar disorder. can manifest itself during interactions both online and in person. often confused with p-ssion for a cause, but ultimately ends in self destruction.
wow! didn’t see that coming, that guy had a total swift-fit!
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