Swift Taylor
1.) a hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:
-female
-on crack and heroin
-has a lazy eye
-one of her front teeth must be missing
-must slightly resemble taylor swift
in addition the receiver of the hand job:
-must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.
-whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by chicago backwards…at the same time.
person 1 – “oh my god man, pat just got a swift taylor last night!”
person 2 – “that’s f-cking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows pat doesn’t drink…and who listens to chicago anymore?”
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