Swiftshit
when you have to take a sh-t but you’re busy doing something else, so you go and push your b-tthole to sh-t swiftly, which typically leads to a poseidon’s kiss and feeling like an unhygienic idiot. (if you weren’t one already)
g-yl-rd is a queer playing league of legends, and has to take a sh-t really bad.
g-yl-rd: goody , i better take a swiftsh-t
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