Swiggerettes


a derogatory term for any group of underage drinkers, especially those already demonstrating signs of chronic alcoholism despite not even entering teenage years. one of many blatant indicators that modern society has numerous serious and equally irreconcilable problems.
did you see that group of ten year olds sitting in the park drinking pilfered cider? those little dudes were total swiggerettes.

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