Swigitty-swagitty-swag
to have so much swag that u literally explode from so much swag. things that lead to swigitty-swagitty-swag are:flat-hats, sagging you’re pants,gold necklaces, gold teeth, and being a f-ggot.
how did tom die?
he had so much swigitty-swagitty-swag, that he exploded of swag.
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