Swim cap Penetration
when you roll a condom over the top of your head like a swim cap, and shove your head deep into a woman’s v-g-n-.
pablo: hey, phil. did you and linda have a good anniversary?
phil: yeah, i gave her a swim cap penetration.
pablo: wow, that’s like a reverse childbirth!
phil: b-tch is p-ssing like a waterfall now.
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