Swim Team Bitch
a girl that is or has been on a swim team that thinks she is the sh-t and makes sure everyone knows it; displays att-tude and an uncalled for opinion on everything; swim team b-tchiness diminishes attractiveness; often used as a p-ssword to enter the lower locker room door; destroys self esteem of anyone within 15 yards of them while doing this they also convert other girls to being swim team b-tches; display self contradicting characteristics; at any one time there is always a queen of the swim team b-tches the queen directs the b-tches and tells them where they go and where to b-tch for that day all lower cl-ss b-tches follow her and dare not question her authority for she is the devourer of worlds and souls; once a girl has been converted to swim team b-tch all hope is lost for them and you should abandon all dreams you ever had that included them(once a swim team b-tch always a swim team b-tch); keep swim team b-tches apart for if they congregate in any one area for two long of a time their power will increase exponentially and nothing shall stop them in their quest to be b-tches
a conversation between you and your friend. a swim team b-tch will b-tt in and tell you to stop.
practice for boys swim team 3:20 pm.
knock on the locker room door.
person 1:what’s the p-ssword?
person 2: swim team b-tch.
person 1: you may enter.
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