swim the 90


theres 90 miles from the coast of cuba to florida. every year people are caught fleeing the cr-p going on in cuba by swimming the 90 miles of shark infested water. swimming the 90 is basically getting the frap out of what ever cr-p ur in.
“yea man i didnt pay my taxes this year and the irs is comming”
” dude, swim the 90!”
“fo sho homes”

or…

you have ur girlfriend on the couch doing the humpty dance and ur mom pulls up in the driveway. drop the sk-nk and swim the 90! pull ur pants up first playa.

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