Swim walkers


when two or more friends who are meant to be lane swimming actually chat so much may as well be walking.
woman 1 “did you have a good swim at the pool today?”
woman 2 “no, the pool was totally full of swim walkers blocking my way, why don’t those swim walkers just go for a coffee if all they want to do is talk!”

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