Swimporrhaphobia
the fear of aliens anatomically similar to worms coming into your room at exactly 12:32 am and handing you a grilled cheese sandwich. people typically get over this fear by lighting torches while they sleep.
person 1: why did you have torches lit in your room at midnight last night?
person 2: i’m sorry, but i suffer from a chronic case of swimporrhaphobia.
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