Swine Five


a variation of the “high five” in which both people send a high five to each other from a distance.

aka: air five.

the term came about during the swine flu epidemic, in which contact with others was considered “unsafe” due to bacteriae that would cause the illness.
student: i got it right mr. nagy!
teacher: good job! swine five!

(both student and teacher will be seen with hands up, facing each other, as if they were about to exchange an actual high five)

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