Swinegina


when a p-ssy calls into work sick because he coughed twice and thinks he has the swineflu.
jack: hey boss i dont feel good and cant come in, i think i have the swineflu.

joe: you dont have the swineflu you have a case of the swinegina now get your -ss into work.

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