swing ahead


the maneuver made when exiting a store involving the swinging of a shopping bag in the path of the electronic eye controlling the sliding exit door in order to open the door micro-seconds sooner than it would have opened had you done nothing.
i always swing ahead my bag at the exit door in order to leave the store as efficiently as possible.

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