Swing n a Miss
when you crack a joke and someone else doesn’t catch on.
a little flick of the hand in the direction you would naturally bat, while making a “shhhiou” sound with your mouth. much like when someone does it over their head.
you say “swing n a miss” directly after the swing – all in 1 word.
ryan: haha, check out that broad broad.
jim: i think you mean “bored” broad.
brett: yeah, because she doesn’t have any food!
ryan: hahahaha.
jim: huh?
ryan & brett: -shhhiou- swing n a miss!
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