Swingline


the maker of the best staplers on the face of the earth. famous for the use of their red stapler in the movie office sp-ce.
“i believe you have my stapler”

swingline’s famous red stapler
the manufacturer of the world’s best staplers…hands down. their staplers last 70+ years. they have become more popular in recent years due to the red stapler in the movie office sp-ce. after this movie, swingline started producing a red stapler to mimic the one in that flick.

if you want to be disappointed then buy a plastic new stapler. if you want to be satisfied then buy an old metal swingline stapler because your grandkids will still be using it. chances are our soceity will stop using paper before these staplers break.
ms. meenieb-tt has taught school for 45 years and she has had the same stapler on her desk the whole time…a swingline.

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