Swiss army pants


having an extrodinary amout of cr-p in your pockets you need to get by
i need pens, pencils, a knife, a little note book, my wallet, my keys, and my phone on me all day at work. good thing i got my swiss army pants with a gazillion pockets to hold all that cr-p

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