swiss army vagina
the ability to use your hand for masturbation. you can mold your hand into any shape of v-g-n- in which you please. experts have the ability to use both hands and form a tight, makeshift v-g-n-/-sshole.
i was bored in the parking lot so i pulled out my swiss army v-g-n- and ended up creaming all over the steering wheel.
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