swiss cake roll

a disgustingly vile way to p-ss off or gross out someone you really don’t care for. after performing the t-rd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your -ss, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too…that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, again! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a t-rd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are dark! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
pour chocolate syrup on your girlfriends t-ts, t-tty f-ck her. before you climax, make her suck the chocolate syrup off of your d-ck and c-m in her mouth, aka the cream filling.
you’ve never had a swiss cake roll until your bf turns into the hostess factory!
some thing that i eat alot by little debbe and r really good
i love swiss cake rolls
covering of your p-n-s in fecal matter and having same or opposite s-x suck you off.
james asked jenny to try his swiss cake roll.

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