Swiss car wash


the act of delivering a final hand job before being euthanised. this is often conducted by the attending nurse at a clinic in switzerland.
peter: dude, we’re going to switzerland!

andy: why?

peter: did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free swiss car wash to patients.

andy: you are really dying for some action aren’t you?

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