swiss cottage


a good hearted third party who services two men who want to get their end away, but don’t like each other very much. often known to use geometrically unusual chocolate.
helmut and pierre had never seen eye to eye, but toby was the perfect swiss cottage, tossing them both off without either of them so much as grazing thighs or losing national pride.

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