Swiss Miss


when you “accidentally” miss the v-g-n- and end up in the -ss.
“she was really getting into it until i gave her the swiss miss”.
the hottest woman on earth. especially with those braids.
did you see the swiss miss today, god d-mn!
hot chocolate….as in hot black boy
mmmm that is some nice swiss miss right there!
heaps cool swiss chick from central switzerland
i might be a swissmiss…hmmm
when a guy is with 2 girls and he gets no action, but the girls hook up with each other. like switzerland, the guy remains neutral and misses an opportunity to be with 2 girls.
last night, i watched 2 girls hook up and i was a swiss miss. we were all hanging out and next thing i know, they’re hooking up and i got swiss missed.
during s-xual intercourse, while ejaculating, you aim for her face but unfortunately… you miss
dude i was about to blow
and then i f-cking missed!
haha… a swiss miss
when you are getting your d-ck sucked and you let a large -n-l gas explosion go into a girls mouth
this fat b-tch was sucking my d-ck and i gave her the swiss miss, she didn’t miss a beat she just took it in.

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