swiss pickle
a green t-rd that remains strategically, 50/50 neutral; it’s not fully out, but it’s not fully in either.
guy 1: “hey hurry it along buddy, we all need to use the throne too!”
guy 2: “i would but this swiss pickle is really unsure of its position on moving into the bowl or not”
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