Switch Banks


this term is advice for someone who appears to have left the house without looking in a mirror.

their appearance is so disheveled, it is -ssumed that they used the reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)

it traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause.
bridgid: “holy carp! do you see what that train wreck is wearing?”
dano: “yeah. it’s like she used her toaster as a mirror. she needs to ‘switch banks’.”

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