Switch listener
a person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.
noun
1. “i tried 10 times to tell karen about my new apartment and every time, before i even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. i felt like i was on a bad drug or something.”
2. i know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
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