sympafishing
fishing for sympathy – the act of posting cryptically unhappy status updates on social networks for the purposes of getting some attention from sympathetic “friends”.
jane: is wondering how long this is going to go on for…!?!
emma: hope you’re alright hon!
betty: sending you my love xx
rach: hugs and kisses, anything i can do?
tom: stop it, everyone, she’s just sympafishing!
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