switchblade soccer


the game of soccer, played using the standard rules, but only when latin or european immigrants are partic-p-ting. brought on by the unusally large number of deaths resulting from riots at “futbol” games in these countries.
nick: i was driving past the fields and a bunch of mexicans were playing a game of switchblade soccer. i got out of there as fast as i could!

matt: dude, that was a close one!

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