Switing
when you type 1 thing and your phone comes up with something else, or so you tell the person you are messaging!
usually someone who can’t spell or is dyslexic or just plain stupid.
plastic : he tried switing me?
loopy : he did what?
plastic : he tried to freeze me?
loopy : what? are you p-ssed or just f-cking stupid?
loopy : has wonk got your phone? lmf–, lol, psml.
the act of escaping from a ginger b-tch in a ninja-like fashion, and therefore winning at life.
“quick, the ginger b-tch is still following us!” “let’s run up the escalators!” “dude, that was some excellent switing.”
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