Switz


like switzerland, switz means to be of neutral mindset in a situation involving sides, so as not to get in trouble.

it does not mean that you are from switzerland.
rob: “that girl is such a b-tch!”

steven: “hey, she is my girlfriend!”

rob: “doesn’t stop her from being a b-tch.”

steven: “screw you. what do you think, nick?”

nick: “guys, i’m switz. go ask somebody else.”
when your armpits sweat way too much, causing a puddle to form on your shirt. in white shirts, this may cause the shirt to turn yellow under the armpit.
when i lifted my arms up i got laughed at because of my switz.

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