swivel tits
(swiv-uhl t-ts)
-noun
1. a decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.
2. unsightly pendulous sagging br–sts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.
“you’ll never believe what i picked up from the garage sale. look, swivel t-ts!”
“don’t go in there! there is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. i just saw her swivel t-ts, and now i am scarred for life…”
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