Swivel Wank
the act of rotating on a swivel chair at high speed while stroking your s-xual organs.using a combination of g force and friction to bring about -rg-smic spasms in said s-xual organs.
‘am i right in thinking this is ikea?’
‘you are right to hold such a notion in your tiny mind’
‘then please sir,show me your swivel chairs!’
‘oh,i see,your in to swivel w-nking?fair play!’
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