Swizzler
a con artist; someone who always trys to get over on someone else, a deceptive person.
“but john said that he had to go see his sister”
“that liar”
“john is such a swizzler”
the act of takeing any store bought twizzler and shoving it into your peehole then force feeding to a victem of choice.
dude.. i’m going to give canyon a swizzler.
one who is sweet swizzling. this person is so cool that they are not just called cool by others, they have a t-tle; a swizzler. swizzlers are an elite few. they are the people who inspire others to want to be cool. they are so cool that they can imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. in fact, they have met this monkey and spat on him. thats right, they spat.
“did you hear about benjamin. he put a cherry bomb in the princ-p-l’s toilet, while the princ-p-l was still on it!” “wow, he is a true swizzler.”
p-n-s
she was all up on this swizzler.
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