swizzout


the act of using the tip of one’s index finger, wrapped in a b-tt wipe or a swatch of wet toilet paper to shove up and poke the -n-s as far up as will allow in order to clean and free one’s self from the itchy, leftover, leaky fecal matter that is impossible to wipe clean with a regular toilet paper wiping.
ofier came back from the a week at the underground rave where they served unlimited beers and ghost pepper fries, he came down with a tricky case of vacation -ss. after multiple bowel movements, the only way stop and clean his -n-l leakage was to do the ‘ol swizzout.

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