Swolf
a combination of the words “swim” and “golf”. swolf is a common game played by swimmers in which ones time for a lap is added to the number of strokes that they have taken to the time it took to swim the laps.
i swam two laps in 30 seconds and took 25 strokes. my swolf score was 55!
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