Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)


an affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. as best can be determined, shs is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.
after watching william shatner in “star trek” and john travolta in “welcome back kotter,” then again seeing them both over twenty years later in “boston legal” and “pulp fiction,” it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from swollen head syndrome (shs).

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