Swollen Vulva


when a person(s) defers to partic-p-te in an action that they deem dangerous. even when such inaction will deem them to be a lesser human in the eyes of their peers!

or

a physical anomaly that precludes a member of the male gender to urniate in a standing position thus resulting in moderate to extreme hazing from his alleged “friends”
josh was beyond reproach when asked to catch the football with the “sun” in his eyes!
“geez josh, do you have a swollen v-lv- or something!”

teasing be d-mned! brady always sits to urinate, becasue he hates when he makes a mess due to his swollen v-lv-

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