swoof


anything that is cool
that car is swoof.
swoof (noun)- swiss cheese of high quality. it is commonly consumed while drunk if you happen to be a big deal.
d-mn i happen to be a big deal and intoxicated; moreover, i require swoof.
when the dreamy smurf tried to go to outersp-ce, the other smurfs gave him a potion that made him fall asleep. then they all pretended to be swoofs so that dreamy would think they were on a different planet.
“papa swoof! papa swoof! gargamel’s coming!”
swoof is a word to determine whether or not someone is lieng. used between friends it is a pact that they will not lie to each other on this word. if they do the other person is allowed to kick the person in the b-lls at 37.8% top speed.

synonyms: swear, promise, for real
bob: dude! last night at the night club was so crazy, i hooked up with like 5 girls.
george: really?
bob: yeah dude! swear on my mothers life!
george: swoof?
bob: nah, but i danced with this one fat girl
a spiffy car
dude your swoof is pimpin’
when a male and or female with long hair, preferrably a “scene kid” flicks or moves their hair to the side.
that emo kid over there just did the swoof.
the sound it when it slides just in and fits just like a glove.
they embraced eachother , a swoofing sound echoed through the room as he slid in.

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