Swooped
when a guy is at a party and is trying to get with a girl and another guy comes to the party and takes her
charles: go get with zarah!!
jackson: no bro arran already swooped her
when someone steals something from you.
or
when someone cuts you off on the road/freeway.
or
when somebody does something to you unexpectedly.
(if you have been swooped more than once in any way possible in less than 24 hours, then you have been swoopanopalized!)
dad, you will never believe what happened to me at the airport… …some homeless guy b-mped into me and swooped my wallet without me even knowing! now i’ll be sleeping on the streets unless you wire me some money.
or
what the heck! that fool just cut me off merging onto the freeway! he almost made me swerve off the road! that t-rd.
or
dang it! that chick totally just swooped me for that parking spot i was about to pull into.
mad tired,,so tired you cant even do anything
i feel so swooped from being out all night.
to have s-x with someone with no intention to ever contact them again, unless a second time is available, and to do so with no moral objections.
dude i totally swooped that chick last night.
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