Swoopportunity
the delightful set of circ-mstances that increase the success rate of a successful swoop unto the coveted object of another person.
randy: ooooh boy! molly anne jenkins just drank 16 budweisers, i’m gonna get up on!
zeke: but randy aint’ ned been datin’ that molly anne?? ‘fact i just saw them at the ice cream parlor earlier tonight. on a date!
randy: caaaaaaw! this is the swoopportunity of a lifetime!! caaaaaw!!
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