Swooshbag
someone who wears a lot of nike sneakers and sportswear. rhymes with “douchebag.”
half of ed’s bedroom is stacks of jordan boxes. what a swooshbag.
someone who owns and wears a lot of sneakers and athletic gear made by nike.
ed always has the new jordans. what a swooshbag.
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