swooshed
the period when a person is between being tipsy and completely sh-t-faced
whoa stewie is h-lla swooshed
when somebody is sponsored by nike and wears a nike swoosh, or when something has a nike swoosh on it. (usually the former.)
roger federer is swooshed.
when a guy has a girl in check or when a girl has a guy in check. (perferriably ff and gf).
she on that nike man, swooshed and not even your girl yet.
when you feel different after your birthday
when a.m. turns 26, the day after he comes in to work saying “i feel swooshed!!!”
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