Swopies


s-xually transmitted disease known as swopies. swopies is incurable, just like aids. symptoms include reddish, scabby b-mps at or near area of contact. swopies is acquired through contact with the swopester.
joe: “hey did you hear that drew has swopies?”
scott: “that poor b-st-rd…she probablly begged him for s-x.”

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