Sword Penis

a sword p-n-s is a term used to identify a man’s p-n-s after he has enjoyed lancing a woman’s v-g-n- while she is on her period. upon withdrawal of the p-n-s, said p-n-s is covered in blood, hence it appears like a sword after it has been removed from a deep, incisive, bl–dy wound.

example sentence: i left her limp and bl–dy. and all she could say in her ecstatic, wounded stupor was, “thank you, sword p-n-s. like jesus before me, you have knighted me with my own blood.”

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