swortzel
during foreplay, when a man takes off his pants and reveals his p-n-s. the woman looks at it and decides to no longer continue forward due to the lack in size
“hey matt, i saw you take that drunk chick in your bedroom, did you rail her?”
“no, i swung it out and got swortzeled”
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